So today a story came up that I shared with my lunch friends. Even today I laugh. It's one of those stories that had holes. I can't remember all of it but from what I remember, it was fun and here's the short form: The night began when I paid $20 for a sunset booze … Continue reading Lunch convo →

Tonight my best friend asked me to stop at her hairsalon after hours to help her out. She said bring dark beer. I'm a 37 year old mother who doesn't get out much. This sounded fun. So ok, see you at 8pm. I brought 3 beers and marched into her salon to be greeted by … Continue reading Those nights →

Prior to having a child I would see people walking their children with leashes on. I was mortified. That's not dog thats a child! How could they knowingly put a leash on their child? Then I had a daughter. She smart, beautiful, and amazing. She picks up on everything and learns quickly. Welp, in the … Continue reading Leashes →

No one has found this blog yet so I guess I can be painfilly truthful. I cannot be funny all the time. In fact my life has changed so much over the past two years that it's hard to avoid the truth. So here goes. Do not ever say to someone, "When are you going … Continue reading Truth →

So here I am, in the Emergency Department of our local hospital. (Local meaning at the end of my street.) Oh my gosh, what happened? I broke my ass. Wait what? Yes. How? I was hit by a car while saving the lives of 4 kids, two puppies and a kitten. Yeh, that was rediculous. … Continue reading Broke my ass →

So all my life has been impacted and influenced by music. I can remember being certain places when a specific song plays. There are songs I directly relate to moments or clips of my life. I hear it and immediately return to that moment and how I felt. I can picture everything as if it … Continue reading Music and moments →

I would like to start a section solely devoted to those of you with children that have gone before and learned what not to do. I'm interested. Do you have any tips? Like that swimmy diaper thing I mentioned earlier could have saved me a lot of cleaning in my car. If I only knew. … Continue reading Help Wanted →

Every Tuesday night everything stops in our house. We have a schedule every Tuesday at 9pm to put away everything and watch the Curse of Oak Island. It's the only show my husband watches and I try to let him enjoy this time but this means everything stops. Like if we were thinking about having … Continue reading The Curse of Broke Island →

I recently was asked about my daughter. I think they were looking for a she's beautiful or she has a personality. Neither of those words came out of my mouth. I said, "Clever." She's clever. She knows things i haven't taught her and am not sure anyone did. She just watches and figures things out. … Continue reading Clever →

So this picture appeared on my facebook post as a suggestion. I did not know if it was legal or illegal. I honestly didn't have a clue what it was, but kept thinking it was some type of meth lab kit. I know this sounds crazy but then what do I know. I don't cook … Continue reading What is that big box store selling? →