So here I am, in the Emergency Department of our local hospital. (Local meaning at the end of my street.)
Oh my gosh, what happened? I broke my ass.
Wait what? Yes.
How? I was hit by a car while saving the lives of 4 kids, two puppies and a kitten.
Yeh, that was rediculous.
So I made that up. Sounded better then what happened.
So what happened you ask?
I broke my ass playing with my daughter.
Nothing will ever sound good.
I was running around, having fun, chasing my daughter through the house. I tripped and fell into our couch. But instead of falling face forward, I turned and smashed my ass off the arm of the couch.
Not any part of my ass, right in the middle, plowing into my tailbone.
Did I mention the arm was wood? So literally took wood up my ass…or in my ass. I dont know. It sounds worse everytime I try to explain it.
So here we are, waiting to get my hiney looked at, possibly x-rayed.
Pray for me
Or my hiney.